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For surviving a zombie attack, says the meme I got from [livejournal.com profile] pjack and [livejournal.com profile] naudiz:
Comprised from people on your friends list, who would your party consist of? Keep your party small: Yourself and three others. Sentimentality and friendship notwithstanding. Only consider skills and abilities.
[livejournal.com profile] druidsquirrel: She's strong, agile, and enduring (she plays soccer!), sensible and competent. Excellent zombie-survival material.

[livejournal.com profile] follybard: She'll keep our spirits up with her cheer, and use the parts from a radio to create a zombie-brain-wave repeller so we can walk through their masses undisturbed!

[livejournal.com profile] simonepdx: Like [livejournal.com profile] pjack says, you can't beat her organizational skills. And she seems like the kind of person who has helpful friends in every city (she'll blend in! Disappear! With any luck, she's got the Grail already!)...

I've actually given significant thought to surviving zombie attacks, and I think my house is the most defensible. I've got water and canned food, and plenty of blunt instruments, and all we have to do is take out the two staircases to be inaccessible to the hordes of slavering undead. Any of you guys have breaking bars?

Re: Whew...

Date: 2005-05-15 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] simonepdx.livejournal.com
I think "I enjoy being ready for varied situations" would make a good tagline for a singles ad.

You are all assuming that when you come out here to find me that there won't already be a fortress, built, of course, on a brewpub.
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