Zombie Attack!

[zdashamber]

For surviving a zombie attack, says the meme I got from pjack and naudiz:

Comprised from people on your friends list, who would your party consist of? Keep your party small: Yourself and three others. Sentimentality and friendship notwithstanding. Only consider skills and abilities.

druidsquirrel: She's strong, agile, and enduring (she plays soccer!), sensible and competent. Excellent zombie-survival material.

follybard: She'll keep our spirits up with her cheer, and use the parts from a radio to create a zombie-brain-wave repeller so we can walk through their masses undisturbed!

simonepdx: Like pjack says, you can't beat her organizational skills. And she seems like the kind of person who has helpful friends in every city (she'll blend in! Disappear! With any luck, she's got the Grail already!)...

I've actually given significant thought to surviving zombie attacks, and I think my house is the most defensible. I've got water and canned food, and plenty of blunt instruments, and all we have to do is take out the two staircases to be inaccessible to the hordes of slavering undead. Any of you guys have breaking bars?

Comments

Whew...

[nakedvillainy.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad that I'm not the only one who gives serious thought to surviving a post-apocalyptic, zombie-infested world. When it happens, I am *so* going after simonepdx and bringing her back to my fortress.

Re: Whew...

[zdashamber.livejournal.com]

Hm. Well, if your fortress is better than mine, I could go for that, but otherwise... Well, no, nevermind, it would be foolish for us to fight in the face of this massive outside threat. Let us hug and be brothers! ::stab in the back::

Er. So much for my evil planning. Sorry, Bond-Villian moment. Except I didn't even deploy the Needlessly Intricate Deathtrap before telling you my evil plan... It's the alcohol, I guess. Bond's problem? He just never got the poor villians smashed. I mean, all they really want is to be loved... ;)

Hm. If he'd only been bi, there'd've been much less villian carnage. Damn shame.

Right! Back to the subject. Yeah, I once considered "Preparing for the Evitable" as the title of a potential autobiography. I enjoy being ready for varied situations.

Re: Whew...

[simonepdx.livejournal.com]

I think "I enjoy being ready for varied situations" would make a good tagline for a singles ad.

You are all assuming that when you come out here to find me that there won't already be a fortress, built, of course, on a brewpub.

[follybard.livejournal.com]

Hee! I get to be your Kaylee!

(Although at the moment I think my weapon of choice would be these biohazardous green glueballs I've been coughing outta my lungs for the last couple of days. It's practically a new superpower, and I'll bet it'd be very effective against zombies....)

[druidsquirrel.livejournal.com]

Ha, the other players on my soccer team would laugh at the suggestion that I'm "strong", but I appreciate the thought nonetheless. On the other hand, if the only way to save the party was to kick a bunch of zombie heads through a distant window (why? I have no idea -- work with me here, people), then I'd be just the person to do it. :)