Uh... Apparently I'm not quite as eternal as I imagined

[zdashamber]

So I'm filling out this enormous background check packet for the Oakland PD, and I have to go back to my outbox from 1999 to figure out start/stop times for some of the dinky college jobs I had... (Snakes in a toilet!)

I thought I didn't change much, but dear god, I was kind of an ass in 1999. Um, parents, sorry! What was I thinking to demand you send out my lava lamp in the same mail that I berated you for not mailing credit card bills fast enough?

Hm. At least I sent people mail back then, keeping them in touch with my life. Well, uh, LJ, you will no doubt be pleased that I finally broke down and bought a vaccuum cleaner brand new, and it is so very shiny and awesome. The AweXome is hard to stand. Clean floors!

Also cool: at Costco where I went on lunch break determined I would not leave without a vaccuum, I was able to figure out how to take it apart and put it together again while sitting on the floor of the aisle. Aw, yeah.

Of course, the one I bought is now full of hair, so I don't want to touch its underbits. But... Full of hair! That isn't on the floor! I didn't even have to scrape the hair up with my hands after the vaccuum pushed it into a pile! Oh, so sweet.

Comments

[yeloson.livejournal.com]

My sister just filled out the apps for Portland PD, they send fat packets to all your references, and -their- references. It's deep.

not so eternal

[momwoman.livejournal.com]

You were never an ass. Pain in the . . . sometimes/maybe, but never an ass. I was really saddened to read about the shooting of the hang gliders and hope they both recover. Thanks for the link to the video.

Mmm, vacuum

[nakedvillainy.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I'm not the only one with vacuum love. ;-)