Spider--

[zdashamber]

--you know I love you. We buds, right? You eat bugs, I host you while you eat bugs.

...But that's my sweatshirt. I was planning on wearing that.

And moreover, I just put it down yesterday. AND, moverover, it's like 3 feet from where my head was all night long while I slept.

I'm not real happy that you've built a pit trap in it.



So, spider, I wish to continue our mutually respectful relationship. How do you propose that I should go about this?

Comments

[cochese.livejournal.com]

I think we've just ensured that nakedvillainy will never be doing a sleepover at your place. Zoiks!

[zdashamber.livejournal.com]

Aw, the guest room is almost spider-free!

This only got posted because it was unusual. The spiders are in general great housemates. :)