Ask not for who the mp3 plays

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Thanks to tags, I was able to locate this meme I saw only at jldecker's place, which looked nifty! Why am I up at 2 doing silly memes? I guess I'm just lucky.

1. Go to your media player/mp3 player and put it all on shuffle.
2. Say the following questions aloud, and after each one press play.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.

What do you think of me, Winamp?
Beastie Boys - Fight for your Right to Party
Yeah, I'm not so much a "lover"

Will I have a happy life?
Joshua Rifkin - Paragon Rag
As much as paragons do, I imagine. ;)

What do my friends really think of me?
God Ate My Homework - Secret Asian Man
I can neither confirm nor deny

Do people secretly lust after me?
Jimmy Cliff - I Can See Clearly Now
I think the operative word is "clearly"

How can I make myself happy?
Steven Brust - Drift
Hm.

What should I do with my life?
Neil Sedaka - Calendar Girl
Manage my time better?

Why must life be so full of pain?
Marilyn Monroe - Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
Heh

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Eagles - Hotel California
::giggling:: "Trap some guy and don't let him escape." A bit antisocial, don't you think, Winamp? But perhaps I do you an injustice. I'm sure now that I think about it you're actually saying, "Rent a room!"

Will I ever have children?
Brahms - Hungarian Rhapsody no. 5
?

Will I die happy?
The Postal Service - Such Great Heights
Damn straight

Can you give me some advice?
Steven Brust - If I Should Happen To Leave
"No." Alternately, "Put more time into playing the kazoo"

What do you think happiness is?
Gilbert & Sullivan - The Flowers That Bloom in the Spring
Fair enough

What's my favorite fetish?
Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young - Our House
Aw. Warm togetherness.