Your Vehicle is Not Recommended for Child Passengers
Since all children are safest in the back seat, and your car does not have a back seat, ...
[Hee.] Dangit! Maybe that's why the guys I put in the back seat were shouting so loud!
The following pages provide instructions on how to properly protect the driver, adult passengers and teenage children who are large enough and mature enough to ride in your vehicle.
Anyone who uses the letter "2" in place of the word "to" is not mature enough to ride in my vehicle.
Locking the doors ... helps prevent a passenger from accidentally opening a door and falling out.
"It was an accident, officer! Honest!"
Do not attach or place objects on the airbag covers.
Checking dash schematic... Whew! Still room for a
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