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Zoe
You are Zoe. While most others see you as a
stone-cold bitch and yes.woman to the captain,
you can be both a loving wife and quite
emotional - though you never let it show.


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Zoe again. I was thinking to myself, I can see not coming up as Wash, but I'd think I'd get a Simon every once in awhile... Ah! But then, there is the stone cold bitch thing. :)

Reminds me of last night when we did the Spelljammer Asshole Elven Navy, part II, wherein I play the neutral good navigator of the "You'll Thank Us Later", named and commanded by our captain whose alignment is stated to be "neutral asshole".

Brilliant game; I don't know if I mentioned it last time, but we weren't taking DnD seriously at all when we made up characters... I'm "Fyrre". The captain is "Greydanse" with an "e" and an "s". Bernie is playing "Yyse", which he settled on after I came up with my character name... This session we added John. "Name your character like you would've when you were 13," we told him, and now we have a sorceror named "Freebyrd." Freebiiiird! Beautiful.

Then there's the hadozee, whose name doesn't follow the scheme, but it doesn't matter since as asshole racist self-satisfied imperialist elves we never call him anything but "Monkey-boy". We approach a planet, and Mike the captain lets the GM know that before we let our air bubbles merge we do the hadozee test... Tie a rope to him and throw him off the ship into the other atmosphere, and watch to see if he starts to suffocate.

It's a lot of fun being on a 5 person scout ship with the dregs of the navy. In search of an Orcish plot, we set down on a planet full of ruins... Which we then spend the day looting. Oh, terrible, terrible. Eventually we get around to checking out the Orcish encampment, making sure that every single step comes only after about half an hour of bitching at each other... Bernie snipes at Mike, I join that, Mike snipes at both of us, we snipe at each other, everyone snipes at the hadozee and a few shots are thrown in the direction of the sorceror, and the end result is that we've settled on a good plan and whatever goes wrong or right, everyone gets to feel satisfied with it.

For a 10-ton ship, we've really got it down: pillage first, then burn.
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