"World Cup"

Ok, so Marisa called me up in the second half of the World Cup and said, "You must go watch this! It's a really good game! Hot guys!" Or something like that. So I headed down with my laptop and my cup of chai, and now I'm half-attending to it. (OMG, American soccer announcers blow. Endured about 50 seconds before I switched to Mexican.)

I just happened to look up with some hot medic rubbing salve on a hot guy's upper thigh, and the next shot was a hot guy squirting water all over himself... Dear god, this game could hardly get more fan-service... Unless they get shirtless. They're all dramatic. I'm really hoping for some shirtlessness when someone wins. Hee hee hee.

Edit: Dude! What the fuck! The blatant headbutt!