Mad as a

So, I happen to be browsing eBay to find a black derby hat. Curious, I click through an auction to "Vintage Cast Aluminium Derby Hat" (I mean, wouldn't you?). Instant thought, That's a Homburg. I check out another auction that advertises a Derby-style hat with a vintage plume... That's not a Derby, that's a cloche.

Honestly, people!

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