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It occurs to me that some of you may be in the sad, sad state of just not getting at all this Toothpaste For Dinner cartoon. Kevin at work didn't; my family wouldn't've. Perhaps you will be delighted as all of my relatives at the secret heart of that comic...

So this pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of the crotch of his pants. And the bartender looks at him, and trying to find a way to put it delicately, says, "So, there, ah, friend, looks like you've got a steering wheel sticking out of your pants... Does that ever cause you any... problems?"

And the pirate says, "Arrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"

Be sure to shake your fist and grimace when doing the pirate. Real crowd pleaser.