Life is so damn good

[zdashamber]

Now, I obviously knew that craigslist.org had been sent by the gods to bring grace and $20 couches to our lives—but I hadn't realized fully the glory bestowed upon us until today, when in a fit of boredom I began to go through the "best-of" section message by message.

And last time I checked
Passat tail-lights don't just melt
Of their own accord

Haven't done so much laughing in weeks. Eyes tearing up, I'm tellin' ya.

Try "WARNING!!! (Don't Shave That Hair!!!)"

Or "I don't kick puppies!"

Or "I peed on BART"
    so true...

And then read all the rest. Truly, we live in the best times there ever were.

Edit: Also, there's some Awww... stuff, like: "HEY. Get out of my bed and go home. You're straight, remember?"
    which reminded me of rikibeth's writings