"Revenge of the Sith" Review

That movie was shit.
Like, from a butt.

Lemme say it like this: I saw "Catwoman" in the theaters last year (I had a free pass for it).

"Catwoman" was a far, far better movie than "Revenge of the Sith."

I'm going to clip my spoileriffic review, but know this: I went to "Revenge of the Sith" expecting that I'd see a movie with a crappy plot, crappy acting, and crappy dialog; but some good fights and scenery, and maybe even some neat seduction-to-the-Dark-Side and deaths-of-Jedi.

But everything I listed there was shit (except for the acting and plot, which soared above the rest of the movie, maintaining the steady altitude of "crappy" that they've been holding throughout the prequels), and in addition, the editing and cinematography and special effects were shit. And more.

Basically, what I want out of a movie is for the characters to not act stupidly. What I got here was characters who were not only astoundingly stupid, but also generally loathsome. And the fights weren't even good!

( Many details behind the spoileriffic cut. Also, much swearing. )

Don't pay full price for this movie. I suppose the lava stuff might necessitate you see it in a theater, but actually, ...nah, not so much, really. If there was ever a movie to download from the internet and watch on your computer, this is it.

I say it's the worst of all six Star Wars films.